S: I have a stomachache.
P: How come?
S: They brought out the lobster ravioli before I was finished with my mushroom soup!
P: How did that give you a stomachache?
S: I rushed to finish the soup before starting the main course!
P: Ummm, you ate three courses in the time I ate one course - that's why you have a stomachache.

Princess' one course: crab cakes by Lulu's